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Q: When does a person decide to become an Engineer?
A: When they realize they don't have the charisma to become an undertaker.
Q: What do Engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: How can you tell an extroverted Engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
Q: Why did the Engineer cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an Engineer crazy?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold a road map the wrong way.
Good thing we can take a joke!