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Q:  When does a person decide to become an Engineer?

A:  When they realize they don't have the charisma to become an undertaker.

 

Q:  What do Engineers use for birth control?

A:  Their personalities.

 

Q:  How can you tell an extroverted Engineer?

A:  When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

 

Q:  Why did the Engineer cross the road?

A:  Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

 

Q:  How do you drive an Engineer crazy?

A:  Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold a road map the wrong way.

 

Good thing we can take a joke!