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1.
Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that
will support a 10-pound possum.
2.
Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on
blocks in
your front yard?
a. 1966 Ford
Fairlane
b. 1969
Chevrolet Chevelle
c.
1964 Pontiac GTO
3. If
your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of
shine per hour, how many car
radiators are necessary to condense the product?
4. A
pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density
of the pine trees in a plot to be
harvested is 470 trees per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The
average
tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tall-Boys will it take
to cut
the trees?
5. If
every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12
simultaneously, what would be the decrease in
the ozone layer?
6. A
front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field
rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and
the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine.
When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A
man owns an Arkansas house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an
average slope of 15%. The man has five
children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's
land?
8. A
2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep grade on
a secondary road at 45 mph. The
brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how
many
people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at the
bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that
swerved will have a muffler and windshield without cracks?
9. A Coal Mine operates an NFPA Class 1,
Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas
warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of
unfiltered Camels will be smoked, during the shift?
10. At a reduction in gene pool variability
rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been
bypassed by the interstate to breed a country-western singer?