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1. Calculate the
smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will
support a 10-pound possum.
2. Which of the
following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on
blocks in your front yard?
a. 1966 Ford Fairlane
b. 1969 Chevrolet Chevelle
c.
1964
Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle
builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of
shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to
condense the product?
4. A pulpwood
cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The
density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470
trees per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average
tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tall-Boys
will it take to cut the trees?
5. If every old
refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12
simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone
layer?
6. A front porch
is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field
rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is
16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the
porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns an
Arkansas house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an
average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of
the children place a mobile home on the man's land?
8. A 2-ton
pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep
grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given
the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many
people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at
the bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of
the vehicles that swerved will have a muffler and windshield
without cracks?
9. A Coal Mine
operates an NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The
mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued
at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of
unfiltered Camels will be smoked, during the shift?
10. At a
reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per
generation, how long will it take a town that has been
bypassed by the interstate to breed a country-western
singer?